4:42 p.m. - 2007-09-20
My own personal vagina monologue (Warning:TMI!!!)
So, I shaved my pubic hairs for the first time last night. They weren't even that hairy...I just felt the need to experiment with the look of my vagina...literally.
I will say though, that i'm pleased with the outcomes. My vagina doesn't even look like a shaved cat! It actually looks suave and sexy now.
And it didn't even itch as badly as I thought it would, the itching is actually pretty slight.
I also like the way my underwear feels over it...I really don't know how to explain it. I guess you could say, before it felt kind of like cloth draped over hair, but now it feels more like cloth draped over pure skin! Yea, I know, terrible analogy. But either way, because of this, I actually feel ten pounds lighter!...okay, not really, but you know what I mean.
But you know, I never realized how big my vagina actually is until last night...it is pretty darn big. I'm sure whoever gets to have sex with me first will be pleased.
So it is safe to say, that I will continue to shave my pubes because it is that damn awesome.
Hey, at least i'm not like Marilyn Monroe, who actually BLEACHED her pubes! Ouch!
