11:16 a.m. - 2008-01-04
Iowa caucus results-a discussion
I would like to discuss the results of the Iowa caucus.
Let me first say that I was shocked that Obama won for the Democrats' side. Now, I like Obama. He seems like a nice guy and is a great speaker, with great ideas, BUT I really thought that Hilary was going to win every caucus hands down. As previously mentioned, I like Obama but happen to support Hilary a tad bit more because a) She has more political experience than Obama, b) She seems like a better debater than Obama, and most importantly, c) If it ever came down to her and Mike Huckleberry, she would definitely win.
Now, I am obviously a democrat who can't stand republicans, but I am as well shocked at their Iowa caucus results. I was actually expecting Guliani to win on their side, but thankfully, he was dead last. I happen to like Mike Huckleberry more than Guliani because he was once Mayor here in New York city, and trust me, this guy is way more arrogant than Bush,and if he were to become president, we would all be doomed. So needless to say, I am glad that Huckleberry beat him...it doesn't mean I respect the guy though. I happen to not like Bible-pounding Huckleberry at all, but i'll get to my opinion of him and all that later. Now, although I happen to hate Republicans, there is one Republican candidate that I actually don't mind at all; Ron Paul. He is not as narrow-minded as the rest of those idiots, and if he were to become president, I actually wouldn't be all that upset...he is actually anti-war! And although he is anti-abortion, he is not an extremist, like Bush and Huckleberry. ...And speaking of Huckleberry, I will now like to get to my opinion of him.
So what do I think of Mike Huckleberry? If I hadn't made it obvious enough, I do not like this guy at all. Of course, he's no Bush or Guliani, which is good, BUT he is also a narrow-minded Christian scum, who wants to turn a diverse, free, non-partisan country like this one, into a Bible-pounding haven of unwilling Jesus worshippers, and I do not support that at all. Not only that, but he happens to as well be against homosexuality, abortion, immigrants, black people...pretty much anything that is not Christian, caucasian, upper-class, straight, and male. Now is it me, or does that constitute a very small portion of the United States population? Huckleberry-this is NOT a facist country, and never will be, so please give up while you're at it!
To sum this all up, I have a feeling that it will be down to Huckleberry versus Obama, and I feel this only because people are like a herd of sheep and if they see that one group of people have already chosen a person, they will choose that same person as well, and it will all repeat itself from caucus to caucus.
Frankly, i'm actually a little bit worried if it does come down to Obama and Huckleberry...I mean, Obama has a whole lot of support, more so (thankfully) than Huckleberry, BUT Huckleberry (although he's a narrow-minded, uneducated prick) seems like he's a hell of a debater...But we'll see. Only time can tell on this one.
All I really have to say is, if Obama makes it all the way, I am definitely going to support him, and hopefully he can out-debate that stupid hick.
...But if it happens to come down to Hilary versus one of those hicks (whether it be Romney or Huckleberry) I will definitely support her as well and know that she will blow ANY of them out of the water. She would definitely win the entire race then, and I would be very satisfied. I mean, a woman in office. How kickass is that?
If Huckleberry were to win the entire election I would move to Canada.
If Romney the polygamist were to win the entire election, I would also move to Canada and question the so-called "morality" of the people in this conuntry.
And if Obama were to win the entire election, I would be very happy and proud. It would be a beautiful thing too; it would do more than make history! It would prove that Americans aren't narrow-minded idiots afterall. Overall, it would just do a lot of good. ...And if any ignorant fuck would attempt to assasinate or assasinate him before or while he is in office, then we have a lot of problems.
